Why pay a millionaire?
Why would you give cash to a guy already rich and famous? You’re right, you shouldn’t! Seeing as we’re Phil Hellmuth fans ourselves though, we believe you won’t have to give to Phil in order to see him get tasered. This really is what we’re shooting for: a big number of dollars going to charity in the name of another good cause: THE TASERING OF PHIL.
Yes, we’re talking the best of both worlds here… All we need is Phil to let us know what kind of number he wants us to gather for a charity he can pick (The TASER Foundation, maybe?) – and we’ll get right to work!
Phil – give us a chance! We’re not rich webmasters here, but we’ll gladly start off any fund with a couple hundred dollars of our own, just to see one of our favorite poker players take a good tasering.
Oh and euh… Mister Phil Laak: if you want to be the one tasering, you better get your wallet out!
Isn’t it Phill.